Oh, Ava.....I love you....

Here is the conversation that I JUST had with my daughter.  Please enjoy this little nugget of hilarity.....  These are the conversations that I get to have ALL....DAY.....LONG......

Imagine, will you....Ava in the bathroom on the potty, and I am in the family room on the couch ordering birthday party decorations for Parker's upcoming 1st birthday.....

AVA:  Mommy!

ME:  Yes, honey?

AVA:  I went potty AND poopy!

ME:  Great job, Ava!  Make sure that you wipe very well and wash your hands.

AVA:  You wanna come see?

ME:  No, thank you.

AVA:  Why not?

ME:  Because I am eating lunch while I work, and I don't think I want to see it while I am eating.

AVA:  But it's a big, giant one!

ME:  That's okay.  Just flush it down.

AVA:  Mommy?

ME:  Yes, honey?

AVA:  You should come here.  Seeing poopy is sooooooo much fun!

ME:  (Sigh....)  Okay, honey.  I'll come see it.

(I'll spare you all of the details, but my daughter was correct--it was poopy, and it was big and giant.....)

At this point I put her up on her stool at the sink and get her started washing her hands.  I walk back to the couch and sit down to continue my work.

AVA:  Mommy?

ME:  Yes, honey?

AVA:  Does daddy have a silly bottom?

ME:  (Giggling--I remembered that Ava walked in on Eric going to the bathroom last week)  No, honey.  Remember?  Daddy just has a boy bottom.....just like Parker does.

AVA:  I think it's silly.

ME:  It's not silly.  It just looks different than a girl bottom.

AVA:  Yeah.....like a tail.

I'm still laughing.